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03:55 pm
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Gauss facts thus far
Gauss didn't discover the normal distribution, nature conformed to his will.
Gauss can construct transcendental numbers only using a compass.
Parallel lines meet where Gauss tells them to.
Some problems are NP because Gauss doesn't like computers.
Gauss never runs out of room in the margin.
Gauss can write irrationals as the ratio of 2 integers.
Gauss never needs the axiom of choice.
Gauss can square the circle and then transform it into the hyper-sphere.
The location and momentum of a particle are what Gauss say they are.
An elegant proof is one line long. Gauss' elegant proofs are one word long.
Gauss doesn't look for roots of equations, they come to him.
There are no theorems, just a list of propositions Gauss allows to be true.
When Gauss integrates he doesn't need to add a constant.
Hilbert put forward 23 unsolved problems because he hadn't properly read Gauss' notebooks.
Gauss knows the topological difference between a doughnut and a coffee cup.
Gauss can divide by zero.
Gauss would never ever have a badbox error.
Primes that aren't Gaussian primes get teased.
If Gauss had to walk 100 metres, and half the remaining distance, then half the remaining distance again, and so on, he'd get there.
Erdos believed God had a book of all perfect mathematical proofs. God believes Gauss has such a book.
Gauss has Hilbert hotels on Mayfair and Park Lane.
God does not play dice, unless Gauss promises to let him win once in a
while.
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04:39 pm
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The rep gets bigger
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Tags: comic news
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09:51 pm
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Prince Charles - antichrist
http://www.dccsa.com/greatjoy/chart.html
Also for my fellow maths people - what about that probabilty theory at the start.
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03:22 pm
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A Geek Tragedy - episode 25
A Geek Tragedy - episode 25
Sorry about the delay, didn't feel like it.
Current Music: Sam Cooke
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12:06 am
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A Geek Tragedy - episode 24
A Geek Tragedy - episode 24
The new update system is sooo much nicer! And my site stats are huge for the last few days! yay!
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11:45 am
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brain to slow for maths so I made this
Picture for b3ta
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11:39 am
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Just another company
Ok, do be evil.
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04:39 pm
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noooooooooo
We can't snear at Americans ever again
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11:00 pm
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A Geek Tragedy - episode 23
A Geek Tragedy - episode 23
It's there. Please read it.
Tags: comic
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05:07 pm
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evil Ryanair
After leaving us in the airport for 11 hours Ryanair without a cup of tea Ryanair are trying to weasel out of paying us our due compensation.
Teresa made ( this )
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